Limerick #1

I know a young lady named Andie
Who loves to eat chocolate candy
She wants to stay sllim
With a figure that's trim
So she can be called,  "Andie Dandy."

Limerick #2

There once was a lady named Milly
To most, she was thought rather silly
She'd crack crazy jokes
Poke fun at most folks
And drive her pal, Al, willy-nilly.

Limerick #3

My ditty wife drove to the market
But her car  --  there was no place to park it
So she stood on the hood
As long as she could
Then a policeman came over to mark it.